Gentlemen, I know you can handle that ladder. You have the skills and experience to place it safely against the side of the house, level it out, and climb is like it like a flight of stairs. In fact, your wives, girlfriends, neighbors, significant others, and children already know that you are manly enough to suspend off of the highest reaches of your ladder and clean the furthermost windows on your own. They also know that the cleaning job you do will be superior to any service you could purchase.
Heights? You ain't afraid of heights. Safety? Pshaw, you've never had an accident before. Besides, all those safety rules are for stupid people.
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Ladies, I know you are still reading . . . Let him know you don't question his manliness. Tell him that the neighbors don't question it either, and in fact the kids admire his machismo. He is strong enough, has great ladder and squeegee skills, etc. Just tell him how you think that his precious time is of greater value doing other things. (You know, things that don't involve ladders and cleaning.) Relay to your man that if you happen to call schedule Hardwick Window Cleaning to tackle the windows at your home, well it is not an insult to his male ego or his testosterone-laden thought process.(End Sidebar)
Anyway, men, you don't need it, but if you are too bored or otherwise preoccupied to clean the windows, you can call. 706 - oh heck, nevermind. . . Well, wait. Dad always said I should finish what I started, so here's the number, 706.248.7051.
Your Friend,
Steve
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